i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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