We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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