evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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