So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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