is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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