Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
can u get pink eye on your cock?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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