after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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