I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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