She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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