She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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