I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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