i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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