we're blogging at a bar
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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