i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
you win again, gameday.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize
