don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
