that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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