you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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