The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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