so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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