Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
