I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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