White coat. Heels.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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