Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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