Where are you?
In a non slutty way
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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