what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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