There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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