That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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