I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
what is it with giant penises always finding me
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
did you just send me my own nude
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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