I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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