My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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