They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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