I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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