How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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