Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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