her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You don't make any sense
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