dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Text me some of your sweat
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