Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
FUCK WHALES
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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