yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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