Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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