So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I wear drunk well.
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