Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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