Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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