you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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