Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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