I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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