I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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