Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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