U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i drank out of a bidet.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
