Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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