Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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