check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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