We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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