All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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