So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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