It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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