Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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